Zuck sucks, so you SAVE!
Evangelize
March 24, 2026
Advertising isn’t dead…not by a long shot.
In fact, one guy has made a pretty decent living building the world’s largest self-serve social advertising platform.
That’s right…we’re talking Mark Zuckerberg, founder and CEO of Meta.
The problem for little exorcists like us? That very ad platform has—with no reason given—banned Odor Exorcism from advertising on it.
“What does this mean for me?” you’re probably thinking to yourself?
We’ll get there, we promise.
Does Mark Suckerberg hate exorcisms?
Before we evaluate the implications of this promotional interdiction, we need to dive deep into the background of Mark Zuckerberg to see if anything in his personal history might allude to a grudge or bias against exorcisms or exorcists like us.
Born into a Jewish family in White Plains, New York, Mark has at times declared himself an atheist while also acknowledging the importance of religion.
He did meet with the late Pope Francis in 2016, but the pope was not able to convert the tech mogul during that visit, at least according to reports. His Holiness also passed up the chance to perform an exorcism on Zuckerberg—even a quick one—during their time together. (We can’t say that our very own Father Olor Fresco would be able to exert that kind of self-control given the opportunity.)
Without additional evidence, we can only conclude that Zuckerberg is likely neutral on the topic of exorcisms. Moving on…
What is Mark Zuckerberg’s favorite horror movie?
Several credible sources like Business Insider and Memorizer.ai have published commentary or all-out lists of some of Mark Zuckerberg’s favorite films. In sum, those articles paint a picture of Zuckerberg’s movie tastes, and that picture is telling.
Included in these lists are movies like Moneyball, Iron Man, The Dark Knight, and Django Unchained, all great in their own right. He is also reportedly a big Star Wars fan, likely on account of the similarities he recognizes between himself and The Emperor.
What is noticeably absent from all of these top-10s is a horror movie of any kind. Even more notable is the absence of an affinity for the greatest film ever made, William Friedkin/William Peter Blatty’s The Exorcist.
Zuck seems like more of a The Ring guy, or maybe even The Amityville Horror (the 2005 Ryan Reynolds remake, not the original). We can surmise that one of these inferior horror films probably is on his list somewhere, but just not in the top 10.
So why is Odor Exorcism banned from advertising on Meta ad platforms?
After this scholarly evaluation, the only conclusion we can come to is…we don’t know.
If that’s an unsatisfying end to this journey, well, join the club. Maybe Zuck just sucks.
What we do know for certain is that we have been banned from spending money on the Meta advertising network…a judgment which is final and for which there is no appeal.
It’s not like we really wanted to contribute to Zuckerberg’s Hawaii bunker fund. Far from it. If we had our druthers, we would go back to theses nailed to doors as our primary means of advertising.
But when running a consumer packaged goods brand in 2026, social advertising is a reality and a necessary evil. Platforms like TikTok, Instagram, and Reddit are where the eyeballs are…so that’s where advertisers (like Odor Exorcism) have to spend their time—and money.
Which brings us back to the original point of this whole announcement…what does this promotional persecution mean for you?
It means we’re slashing prices across the Odor Exorcism portfolio of natural odor eliminator products!
That’s right: unlike the giant multinationals who up-charged you when tariffs were implemented and then didn’t correct prices when those same tariffs were repealed, Odor Exorcism is passing the savings onto you, the consumer.
You see, the burden of modern advertising obviously comes with a price. That price is generally referred to as a CAC, or customer acquisition cost.
Odor Exorcism originally set its prices with a target CAC in mind. Now that it’s been determined that we can’t advertise on Meta (and we’ve sworn off Google as well, since a recent ruling concluded that Google has rigged ad auctions for nearly a decade), we no longer have a CAC to worry about.
Zuck sucks, so you SAVE!
Isn’t that great? Now, you can welcome pure, natural freshness into your home for less than ever before:
8 oz Natural Odor Eliminator Spray for Home
$16> $15
1 oz Natural Odor Eliminator Spray for Travel/Work/Car/Gym
$9> $8
1 oz Natural Odor Eliminator Travel-Size Spray 5-Pack
$35> $30
12 oz Clean/Natural 100% Soy Wax Scented (S)Prayer Candle
$32> $24
Holy Trinity Natural Odor Eliminator Bundle
$52> $42
Other updates
What about those who have a 15-20% off eternal discount?
Nothing changes there: you still get 15-20% off these new updated prices. It pays to subscribe!
Shipping
The savings don’t stop at our products. We’ve also implemented some changes to shipping costs which make joining the odor clergy even MORE affordable:
- All orders now come with a flat $5 shipping fee instead of one calculated based on your order total
- The free shipping barrier has been lowered from $50 to $40
How will Odor Exorcism advertise in the future?
Great question, and it’s one we’ve spent a good amount of time thinking about.
Without an ability to advertise on the leading digital ad platform, we’re going back to the basics.
Expect to see Odor Exorcism posting QR codes at your favorite local third spaces, making funny social media videos, and even running the Cap10K in full exorcist regalia:
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You can also expect to see us giving out free exorcism samples at markets around the Central Texas area and teaming up with other local businesses. Like we said, back to the basics.
Conclusion
This is the part where we ask for your help in spreading the word about pure natural freshness.
Without the ability to advertise on leading digital platforms, we really are relying on you, dear reader, to evangelize the good word we work so hard to proselytize.
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If we’re going to send bad smells to hell, we can only do it together. (That doesn’t include you and your silly advertising platform, Mark.)
Odores ad inferos,
Father Olor Fresco
