Exorcise the Earth Tithing Subscription

Give monthly. Save the world.

The world is filled with unholy emissions: CO2, water vapor, methane, to name a few. And that ain’t good.

Odor Exorcism is out to change that.

How? Easy! With this convenient tithing subscription. As the kids say, “Set it and forget it!”

That’s right: by signing up for this Earth-loving tithing subscription, we’ll charge your credit card $20/month, every month. Forever. (Or until you cancel.)

That money (including your credit card processing fee!) will go directly to non-profits fighting global climate change. Good ones, like Cool Effect, Cool Earth, and Clean Air Task Force. You pay the money, they do the work. How much easier could it get?

After that, you can do what you like: eat out, drive your car across the state, buy an odor eliminator spray from a horror movie-themed odor elimination brand. You’re taking care of the world, which means it’s your oyster! Shuck it!