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Digital Odor Confessional

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Digital Odor Confessional
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Original price was: $666.00.Current price is: $10.00.

Confess your sins of scent. Repentance is the key to forgiveness. (And of course, spritz some naturally derived odor eliminator afterwards.)

Confess your sins related to

  • Letting one rip in a crowded elevator
  • Leaving rotting watermelon in the garbage can
  • Not cleaning the cat litter box for five days
  • Microwaving fish in the office kitchen
  • Leaving laundry in the washing machine for a week—and then wearing the moldy clothing anyway
  • And much more!
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FAQs

How does this work?

Checkout and grab some time on our CEO’s (Chief Exorcism Officer) calendar. Father Olor Fresco holds approximately four 15-minute slots per day dedicated to odor confessionals.

What kinds of sins can be confessed?

Anything that pertains to leaving behind a demonic odor. (DISCLAIMER: this does not include sins that are offensive or criminal in nature.)

Will I be forgiven after confessing?

Of course. And that’s not all...you’ll also receive a personalized 20% off coupon which is usable store-wide across all of our Odor Exorcism products!

Description

Step into the confessional booth where even the stinkiest sins can be confessed and forgiven.

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