Digital Odor Confessional
Sale!
Original price was: $666.00.$10.00Current price is: $10.00.
Confess your scents. Repentance is the key to forgiveness. (And of course, spritz some naturally derived odor eliminator afterwards.)
Confess your scents related to:
- Letting one rip in a crowded elevator
- Leaving rotting watermelon in the garbage can
- Not cleaning the cat litter box for five days
- Microwaving fish in the office kitchen
- Leaving laundry in the washing machine for a week—and then wearing the moldy clothing anyway
- And much more!
FAQs
How does this work?
Checkout and grab some time on our CEO’s (Chief Exorcism Officer) calendar. Father Olor Fresco holds approximately four 15-minute slots per day dedicated to odor confessionals.
What kinds of sins can be confessed?
Anything that pertains to leaving behind a demonic odor. (DISCLAIMER: this does not include sins that are offensive or criminal in nature.)
Will I be forgiven after confessing?
Of course. And that’s not all...you’ll also receive a personalized 20% off coupon which is usable store-wide across all of our Odor Exorcism products!
Description
Step into the confessional booth where even the stinkiest sins can be confessed and forgiven.
