Introducing: Odor Exorcism’s Saints of Scent

January 26, 2026

Today, we announce the creation of Odor Exorcism’s Saints of Scent.

In our pursuit of a purer, fresher world, we have come across a number of saintly souls whose belief in the power of natural odor elimination has inspired us to no end.

Through words, deeds, purchases, and encouragement, they have all demonstrated an unflinching belief in The Natural Way, our worthy (yet unending) quest to banish demonic odors from the face of the earth…naturally.

Without their conviction, Odor Exorcism would merely be the humorous, horror-movie themed side project of an Austin, Texas-based serial entrepreneur-turned-garage-band-chemist with too much time on his hands.

Instead, Odor Exorcism is an emerging force in the fight against satanic stenches, an arbiter of natural deodorization, a worthy adversary of the dark forces of stench…and so much more. (Including a maker of candles!)

As of today, those scent saints’ names and deeds will go ignored no more.

Bookmark this page. Or just remember it. Keep a close eye on it, because new saints are minted every month.

In our first ever class of Saints of Scent (which some say is even more prestigious than inclusion in the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, Ohio), we confer sainthood upon the following souls:

St. Elizabeth, Matron Saint of Pure Freshness

St. Joey, Patron Saint of the Natural Way

St. Lauren, Matron Saint of Natural Odor Elimination

St. Clay, Patron Saint of Fresh Scents

Want to be a scent saint?

First things first, you must display uncommon devotion to the mission of ridding the world of demonic odors (the natural way). This can be done by purchasing as much Odor Exorcism as possible.

Beyond that, following us on social media increases your chances of induction into the great Hall of Saints, along with subscribing to our email. Subscribe here. (We also offer 15% off forever to newsletter subscribers, if you needed another reason to subscribe…)

Lastly, in rare occasions, sainthood is granted based on vibes alone. To submit your name (or the name of someone you know) for scent sainthood, please visit the Saints of Scent page and fill out the form at the bottom.

Every time sainthood is conferred, it will be mentioned in our weekly newsletter which goes out every Friday morning at 6 am.