Description
An odor eliminator of divine freshness. Spray it on anything that smells possessed.
$9.00
5.0 ★ - based on 5 reviews
Have just a small issue with demonic possessions and their associated satanic scents? Have we got the bottle for you.
1 fl oz (59 ml)
Deodorizes & freshens
Bedding & linens
Wood & plastic tables
Shirts, coats, shoes & other textiles
Metal & plastic home tools
Fabric couches, chairs, love seats & pillows
Carpets & rugs
In stock (can be backordered)
Ingredient Highlights
Lavender
essential oil
Orange
essential oil
Fragrance-free
Sodium citrate
Grain alcohol
Water
God gave the world all the odor eliminating power it would ever need. We just put it in a bottle.
Odor Exorcism is Heaven & Earth’s most naturally powerful odor eliminator.
Starting with only aromatherapy-quality essential oils, we designed the perfect, lightly scented odor eliminator made wholly from naturally derived ingredients.
The OG Odor Eliminator scent is a blissful mixture of lavender, orange, and frankincense (that one wise man was onto something) that will leave your home smelling like a sanctuary.
Fragrance-free, natural, pure odor elimination you can trust.
Go check out the ingredients list of virtually any other odor eliminator product, and you’ll find one seemingly innocuous word: fragrance.
The thing is, fragrance is anything but innocent.
Home cleaning product manufacturers use this broad ingredient category to hide harmful and unnatural chemicals in their products which ultimately make their way into your home—and your body.
All Odor Exorcism products are fragrance-free, scented only by the purest and most natural ingredients nature produces.
We’re out to exorcise more than the evil aromas in your home.
In case you’ve been living under a rock, there are some unholy emissions afoot on this planet. The pace of carbon dioxide and methane accumulation currently taking place is downright demonic. And we intend to do something about it.
That’s why 1% of the sale price of every Odor Exorcism product goes to combatting global warming. (i.e. when we sell $1 million of products, we’ll contribute at least $10,000 to climate change-fighting non-profits like Cool Effect, Cool Earth, and Clean Air Task Force.)
It couldn’t be easier to do your part in the fight against global warming: all you have to do is click “Add to cart.”
FAQs
Is this for real?
Duh. Why wouldn’t it be?
How does it work?
First things first, you need to remove the material which is creating the evil aroma. (Poop, pee, old food, garbage, soiled cat litter, etc.) Then you should clean that area thoroughly. THEN, hold the bottle of Odor Exorcism approximately 10-12 inches away from the site of possession. Usually, 2-3 spritzes should do it, but for really satanic scents, you might need to spray some more. (We usually pull the trigger 5-6 times per cat litter box.)
Safety and warnings
This is a naturally derived concoction. There are no parabens or phthalates. HOWEVER, you should avoid eye contact, and please don’t ingest. Use in well-ventilated area. Keep it away from children. Store at no more than 100º F.
How much of my purchase goes to combatting global climate change?
What, your other odor eliminator brand doesn’t do that? Pff. At Odor Exorcism, we consider pollutants like CO 2 and methane to be among the most unholy emissions in existence. With that in mind, 1% from every Odor Exorcism transaction goes toward fighting climate change. We do this by donating to non-profits who are smartly and actively working to reduce carbon emissions and save the planet, like Cool Effect, Cool Earth, and Clean Air Task Force. It’s an effort we call #ExorciseTheEarth. And all you have to do to help out is press the “Add to cart” button. Simple.
Does Odor Exorcism expire?
Technically, you should plan on using the entirety of the bottle within 12 months, but if you didn’t, that would be okay. The power of the formula may be slightly diminished after that, but nothing terrible would happen.
Why the glass bottle?
There’s already enough plastic in the world. We feel it’s important to not contribute more to that. And glass is infinitely recyclable.
What about the plastic trigger sprayer?
Well, that’s the one piece of plastic we couldn’t avoid. It’s our intention to sell refills of Odor Exorcism very soon, and then, when you re-order, you’ll hang onto the trigger sprayer and just refill your old container.
