Odor Exorcism vs Febreze
September 22, 2025
Here we go…the king of fragrance malfeasance…Febreze. Duhn-duhn-DUUUUUHN!
So, you love the smell of Febeze. Well, you might wanna rethink that affinity, because you’re breathing in what can only be described as pure odoriferous evil.
Not only is Febreze scientifically proven ineffective against satanic scents, demonic odors, and unholy emissions, but it possesses a formula so unnatural, so shocking, so…VILE, that the product itself can only be described as an evil aroma. (Molecularly speaking.)
Febreze won’t do jack squat when it comes to sending your evil aromas to hell. Far from it. If Febreze was a guardian angel, it would escort evil aromas right to the pearly gates and say, “Have a nice time!”
Without further ado, here’s a product comparison between Febreze & Odor Exorcism
Febreze Ingredients
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Water
- Purpose: Solvent base
- What it does: Helps deliver the product as a fine mist safely.
- Natural? Yes
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Fragrance (AKA Beelzebub)
- Purpose: Scent
- What it does: Adds a pleasant scent; also helps to “convert” or interact with certain odor molecules (especially ammonia or sulfur‐based ones) so they become less volatile, or heavy enough to drop out of air, reducing smell perception.
- Natural? 666
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Alcohol (denatured/alcohol denat.)
- Purpose: Solvent, odor neutralizer, volatile carrier, and antimicrobial agent
- What it does: Helps the product dry quickly on sprayed surfaces; aids in solubilizing other ingredients.
- Natural? Yes
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Preservatives (e.g. Benzisothiazolinone)
- Purpose: Preservative
- What it does: Prevents spoilage, contamination, growth of microbes in the liquid product. Ensures stability and safety over shelf life.
- Natural? No
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PEG-60 Hydrogenated Castor Oil (and related PEG emulsifiers / surfactants)
- Purpose: Emulsifier
- What it does: Helps everything mix and disperse evenly; helps the spray spread, wet the surface or air properly; supports solubility of fragrance materials.
- Natural? Yes
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Sodium Citrate & Sodium Maleate
- Purpose: Salts/acids used in food and other products
- What it does: They help “neutralize” bad odors by adjusting or balancing the pH of odor‐causing molecules—making them less smelly.
- Natural? Yes
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Diethylene Glycol
- Purpose: Solvent compound
- What it does: Helps capture odor molecules of various sizes, in partnership with cyclodextrin.
- Natural? No
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Nitrogen
- Purpose: Propellant/dispersal agent
- What it does: Helps deliver the product as a fine mist safely.
- Natural? Yes
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Polyamine Polymer (sometimes “Duo PSB”)
- Purpose: Odor-attracting polymer
- What it does: It grabs and locks in tough lingering odors (e.g. cooking grease etc.), often ones that are hard to wash out.
- Natural? No
That was hard to read…onto something sunnier, purer, and infinitely more natural: Odor Exorcism
Odor Exorcism Ingredients
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Water
- Purpose: Solvent base
- What it does: Dilutes the concentrated oils and helps with even distribution when sprayed.
- Natural? Yes
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Essential oils of lavender, sweet orange, and frankincense
- Purpose: Natural fragrances and deodorizers
- What it does: Provides the formula’s scent and possesses some antimicrobial properties.
- Natural? Yes
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Vegetable glycerin
- Purpose: Co-solvent
- What it does: Helps to blend water with small amounts of essential oils or fragrance compounds by dispersing them more evenly.
- Natural? Yes
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Leucidal SF Max
- Purpose: Preservative
- What it does: All-natural anti-microbial that augments the efficacy of the formula’s odor-eliminating capabilities and extends shelf life.
- Natural? Yes
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Soy lecithin
- Purpose: Emulsifier
- What it does: Allows essential oils to disperse evenly in water, preventing separation.
- Natural? Yes
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Xantham gum
- Purpose: Stabilizer
- What it does: Works to bind soy lecithin and essential oils together, preventing separation.
- Natural? Yes
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Sodium citrate
- Purpose: ph buffer, chelating agent, and odor control synergist
- What it does: A supporting powerhouse. It buffers pH, chelates minerals, and helps other ingredients work better, all while being gentle and naturally derived. It’s especially useful in formulas that include preservatives or want to maintain long-term stability.
- Natural? Yes
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Grain alcohol
- Purpose: Solvent, odor neutralizer, volatile carrier, and antimicrobial agent
- What it does: Ensures a uniform distribution in the solution, especially in water-based sprays where oils would otherwise separate; helps carry away unpleasant odors with it; can also dissolve some odor-causing molecules, making them easier to neutralize or disperse; alcohol helps kill odor-producing bacteria on contact; because alcohol evaporates rapidly, it gives the formula a fast-drying quality, making it ideal for fabrics, air, or surfaces where you don’t want residue or dampness.
- Natural? Yes
Ingredient summary
It’s not like Febreze didn’t have any other choice. Most of the natural stink-slaying ingredients found in Odor Exorcism have been around for a long time (like, 2,500 years, in the case of Lavender and Frankincense essential oils).
But they had to do things the hard way. The unholy way. The way drenched in sin. Repent!
Febreze bottle: enough plastic to choke a whole family of sea turtles
Beyond the formula itself, there’s the plastic. And oh, lawd, does Febreze love plastic.
So much so, that, our good friends over at ChatGPT estimate that Febreze purchases result in 50-150 million bottles of plastic introduced into the ecosystem (via landfills, recycling centers, or litterbugs) every single year.
Not to get all holier than thou art, but when it comes to packaging, Odor Exorcism is holier than Febreze art.
Febreze: a false prophet?
When Febreze first hit the market, homeowners the world over rejoiced that their finishing touch savior had arrived.
But they had been deceived, just as Satan would do. Deceived by synthetic ingredients and unnatural elements.
Finally, in 2025, people are waking up to the truth. Just check out some of these reviews from former Febreze aficionados:

That’s right. If these reviewers are to be believed, then Febreze’s synthetic scent is enough to make you puke. Worth it?
Febreze label: a hidden sign of demonic possession?
At the risk of sounding like that crazy Monster Energy lady, we believe the signs were there all along. We just weren’t prepared to see them.
We will shield our eyes no more. Take a look for yourself:

The horror!
True evil always makes itself known, and we at Odor Exorcism believe that’s exactly what the Febreze logo has done.
You’ll find no such instances of furtive evil in the Odor Exorcism brand. No sirree, just an honest-to-goodness horror movie-inspired brand identity that’s guaranteed to terrify aromatic apparitions on sight…and leave your home fresher than ever in the process.
In closing
We believe in the power of (s)prayer. (So long as that sprayer is distributing the freshest, holiest, most powerful natural odor eliminating vapor in the known universe: Odor Exorcism.)
Take this opportunity to save your soul (and your home) from the unnatural emissions of Febreze and give Odor Exorcism a try.