Holy $#*☥! – Naturally Derived Pre-Poo Spray – 2 oz (3-Pack)
Original price was: $666.00.$27.00Current price is: $27.00.
The days of praying that no one else catches a whiff of what you just did on the toilet are over. Allow us to introduce: Holy Sh*t!, Heaven & Earth’s most naturally powerful pre-poo spray.
2 fl oz (59 ml) x 3
In stock
Instructions for Use
- Spray into bowl before making an offering to the poo-lpit
- Holy Sh*t! will do the rest
- No matter what you leave behind, evil aromas will be trapped under a divinely fresh layer of faith and science with no chance of ever haunting your home
Ingredient Highlights
Lavender
essential oil
Orange
essential oil
Fragrance-free
Sodium citrate
Grain alcohol
Water
God gave the world all the odor eliminating power it would ever need. We just put it in a bottle.
Odor Exorcism is Heaven & Earth’s most naturally powerful odor eliminator.
Starting with only aromatherapy-quality essential oils, we designed the perfect, lightly scented odor eliminator made wholly from naturally derived ingredients.
The OG Odor Eliminator scent is a blissful mixture of lavender, orange, and frankincense (that one wise man was onto something) that will leave your home smelling like a sanctuary.
Fragrance-free, natural, pure odor elimination you can trust.
Go check out the ingredients list of virtually any other odor eliminator product, and you’ll find one seemingly innocuous word: fragrance.
The thing is, fragrance is anything but innocent.
Home cleaning product manufacturers use this broad ingredient category to hide harmful and unnatural chemicals in their products which ultimately make their way into your home—and your body.
All Odor Exorcism products are fragrance-free, scented only by the purest and most natural ingredients nature produces.
We’re out to exorcise more than the unholy emissions in your home.
In case you’ve been living under a rock, there are some unholy emissions afoot on this planet. The pace of carbon dioxide and methane accumulation currently taking place is downright demonic. And we intend to do something about it.
That’s why 1% of the sale price of every Odor Exorcism product goes to combatting global warming. (i.e. when we sell $1 million of products, we’ll contribute at least $10,000 to climate change-fighting non-profits like Cool Effect, Cool Earth, and Clean Air Task Force.)
It couldn’t be easier to do your part in the fight against global warming: all you have to do is click “Add to cart.”
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Description
Spray & pray before making an offering to the poo-lpit.
Additional information
Weight | 2 lbs |
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Dimensions | 3 × 3 × 9 in |